Freddie Kruger defects to Friday the 13th
- Ian Searle
- Sep 17
- 1 min read
Nightmare on Elm Street star Freddie Kruger has become the latest character to defect to another horror franchise.
Kruger has been a symbol of fear since 1984.
"Elm Street is over," he told a press conference.
Kruger said he had been "honoured" to be asked to help scare the crap out of the British people and he hoped that Farage would be the next prime minister, because that would really do it.
He said: "There have been moments when I have been very proud to belong to people's nightmares", but added: "The world is so frightening now it is getting more and more difficult.
"Better phone coverage, disused campsites being developed into housing, damp cellars and abandoned cottages turning into AirB&Bs all make it more difficult for ordinary people to be led to the slaughter."
He added: "This is my tragic conclusion, the nightmare is over, it is just not scary any more."
Kruger said he had "great regard" for Badenoch. “The Tory party has done well to create such a toxic brand, but it could be worse. Far worse. If the British public want to sh*t themselves every time they turn on the TV there is only one choice, and that is Nigel Farage and The Reform Party”.
