Trump set to move to the other side on Deadline Day

US President Donald Trump could be transferred to the other side before the transfer window closes. Suggestions that he has already gone have been denied by all sides, but there are strong rumours of him going for a medical recently.

His current cosy little club of sycophants has said that he is a very important player for them wide on the right and that he is not going anywhere. But, many believe that even if he does go, the club is likely to dismiss stories of his departure as fake news and carry on as if he was still there.

Similarly, the manager of the club where many think his destiny lies has denied that Trump has joined or is about to join his former playing partner Jeffrey Epstein there. Standing just outside the entrance of the club many leagues below his current one, a reporter claimed to have seen Trump arriving as a passenger in a golf buggy a week or so ago. Others believe it may have been more recent than that, or possibly didn’t happen at all.

Another potential destination that Trump himself has suggested he’d be delighted to join has declared no interest whatsoever. The highest club in the stratosphere simply stated that Trump is not their kind of player, adding that he wouldn’t fit in there at all.

Whether Trump has already gone or is about to go, it is believed that his current club consider JD Vance to be incapable of stepping into Trump’s shoes. It has been suggested that they may bring in Vladimir Putin on an emergency loan.

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