Trump eats spoon
- Wrenfoe
- 1 hour ago
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From Our Royal Correspondent:
The President caused some embarrassment at the State Banquet by consuming most of the cutlery on display. Rather than point out his mistake, grovelling UK diplomats applauded and fed him napkins.
Mr. Trump further upset protocol by squatting over the soup tureen and taking a dump - which the King heralded as a remarkable defence of free speech. No one batted an eyelid when the President gently mounted Queen Camilla during dessert. Instead Keir Starmer said we were very lucky to have this special relationship. And that he himself would be taking a turn, once the Queen fancied a break.
Rumours circulated that due to a scheduling error, Trump was in fact supposed to attend a chimp's tea party.
In other news, the chimp secured a $1bn trade deal with the US.
