Reform to start their own Estate Agency
- Throngsman
- Sep 18
- 1 min read
In what is thought to be a Parliamentary first, Reform PLC has decided to branch out into estate agency work - sourcing, selling and buying properties across the UK. Well, the pretty bits of the UK and also in Clacton.
'We've branched into selling football shirts, flags and mugs...,' said a spokesman, adding, '...mugs buy them. And pay us £25 to join a limited company.
'It turns out we've acquired a certain amount of experience in the housing market - our glorious leader has six properties, er, well five properties, well five-ish properties and knows his way around the legal potholes in buying houses.
'He doesn't know about the potholes in Clacton, before you ask,' he added.
'He also knows how to ensure cashflow in a business, or more exactly how to flow cash. He knows that most tax inspectors are dog-sh!t at their job.
'He doesn't know about the dog-sh!t problems in Clacton, either,' he admitted.
'If you're selling a property then he'll attend to it - unless it means attending in Parliament or his Clacton constituency surgery,' he said.
