Reform UK Ltd. will now be formed into individual cells where each Reform member is only associated with two others. Thereby if one member is doing something “ a bit naughty” or “ treasonous” then all knowledge of their existence can be happily denied by the rest of the organisation. Lee Anderson might form a cell on his own because of that smirk he does every time he farts.
The Senior Directors of the Reform UK business model are to be protected at all costs of being racist-adjacent or in the vicinity of bribes. The new policy emphasises 'full opacity' as transparency might hinder project Make Nigel Wealthy Again.
Distancing phrases like “She only made the tea”, “Who’s he?” and “Lots of people stand behind me whilst I am photographed celebrating Brexit” will be much more common.
Even if a high-ranking regional commander - of, say, an entire country like Wales - is arrested, they will be distanced from other senior members and Farage damage will be minimal. The use of this cellular structure limits the harm caused by hostile groups, such as investigative journalists and voters with critical thinking abilities.
Nigel Farage promptly explained every detail in a free party-political press conference available on all major channels.
