British citizens have today expressed their overwhelming gratitude to the Reform Party.
‘Reform aren’t all bad,’ said Colin Popp, a resident of Clacton. ‘There’s lots of criticism of Reform and Farage, but we should all give credit where it’s due. We all need to give a massive thank you to Reform for finally shutting up those gobby right-wing Tories.
‘Since Robert Jenrick joined Reform, we haven’t heard a peep from him. What a relief! No stupid stunts chasing tube fare dodgers. No more embarrassing videos from migrant camps in France. No more WhatsApp cock-ups. Genius.
‘Same with Suella Braverman. We had to put up with the big stupid event when she joined Reform. But since then, a brilliant, perfect silence. No more tirades about the wokerati. No more nonsense about sending migrants to Rwanda. No more diatribes about the failure of multiculturalism. Listen hard. Can you hear anything? No you can’t. Perfect.
‘You have to admire party discipline in Reform. The price of your future career is you complete and utter loyalty – and your complete and utter silence. Well done, Nigel. We owe you one.
'There are a few more MPs that we would dearly like to silence – can we send you a list?'
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