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Mar 15, 20261 min
Calling UK government 'liars' exactly like calling a mega-tsunami 'a bit lappy'
Calling the Prime Minister and his selection of senior ministers 'serial liars' is falling on deliberately deaf ears. ' It's just a bit of fibbing and should be expected from our most upstanding and decent and honourable members of parliament,' said Doreen from Bournemouth, who is herself so powerful that she is directly responsible for the last two UK Prime Ministers rising to power. Doreen has been labelled the 'Putin of Britain,' for her ability to install and maintain puppet regimes with...

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Feb 10, 20262 min
New government chief of communications positive spin machine installed wrong way up
Bojo the not clown sure can pick 'em. Newly appointed head of communications at Number 10, Guto Harri, has had an epic first day on the job. Not quite up to GB News standards of continued employment, makes Harri the undisputed first choice for saying things right at the highest seat of power. Grabbing prime real estate headline space across medialand for all of the wrong reasons, immediately solidifies him as exactly the sort of chap Boris Johnson needs to ensure the Great nation of Britain...

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Feb 5, 20261 min
Peter Mandelson mildly threatens UK government with inferior biscuits
Peter Mandelson, the emperor of smarm, has exposed himself again.  This time, it's in favour of already tragically wealthy overseas chums, at the expense of the ever grubbily fingered public purse. Tightening the genital screws on poor, put upon, hardworking Brits, a beaming grimace in softly spoken Rees-Moggian tones suggested that American billionaires should 'mildly threaten' the Treasury to tax them less than zero. Especially during periods of global financial crashes. It's unclear if...

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