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Feb 5, 2026 ∙ 1 min
Peter Mandelson mildly threatens UK government with inferior biscuits
Peter Mandelson, the emperor of smarm, has exposed himself again. This time, it's in favour of already tragically wealthy overseas chums, at the expense of the ever grubbily fingered public purse. Tightening the genital screws on poor, put upon, hardworking Brits, a beaming grimace in softly spoken Rees-Moggian tones suggested that American billionaires should 'mildly threaten' the Treasury to tax them less than zero. Especially during periods of global financial crashes. It's unclear if...
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Jan 29, 2026 ∙ 1 min
ICE kidnappings surpass those of Jack Bauer's daughter in 24
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Jan 19, 2026 ∙ 1 min
Oh My Godthåb: Greenland renamed the Golf of America
Godthåb is the former name of Greenland's capital, which has not had this much publicity since Kristen Wiig sang Space Oddity to an empty pub as Walter Mitty dived into a chopper with a plastered pilot. As the increasingly sane, decent and rational President Trump plans to invade it because penguins manufacture oil out of polar bears, Senators considered whether passing a law clarifying that America cannot occupy a NATO territory would make any difference. No. No it did not. A press...
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