Clacton voters confused by various versions of the Binface party
- Titus
- 12 minutes ago
- 1 min read
As widely reported, nearly everyone in Clacton is planning to vote Binface. However they are confused by the proliferation of bins, and on what day of the week they can turn out and vote for them.
Do they vote for the People's Democratic Binface party (strange how left-wing, Marxist / Maoist / Trotskyist, or any other authoritarian party always calls itself 'democratic') or the Popular Binface Front (equally strange, how right-wing fascist / populist parties always call themselves 'popular')? Or do they support the British Binface party (a bunch of flag-waving nationalists)? Or maybe even the aristocratic Count Binface party?
And will their votes be re-cycled, or just sent for landfill? Whichever, they will be anxious to avoid accidentally voting for any really silly parties, like Nick the Incredible Flying Brick's Official Monster Raving Loony Party, Howling Laud Hope's Official Monster Raving Loony Party, Baron Von Thunderclap's Official Monster Raving Loony Party or Nigel Farage's Reform UK party.
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