Posh YouTubers solve cost of living crisis by not shopping at Waitrose

A pair of upper class YouTube stars are being hailed as heroes after devising an ingenious method for money saving during a time of financial instability for many families. Coining it ‘LowWaitrose’, their suggestion is that struggling households can save important pennies by limiting how much they shop at Waitrose supermarkets. In a new video the pair described this trick with their distinctly Etonian accents:

‘It’s a universal feeling to enjoy a good Waitrose shop, but we actually saved money by getting our groceries from places other than Waitrose - a huge life hack I’m not sure many families are aware of. It will still be there for your essential grocery items, like a Duck Parfait or Truffle Oil, but we think limiting your Waitrose exposure could really make a dent in this cost of living crisis. We even came across this niche German supermarket called Lidl and let me tell you the mini-pizzas are sublime.’

The online stars then went on to describe how even though they personally didn’t need to change their shopping habits, they understand how many people are affected by the soaring food prices.

‘While we can more than afford to get a Waitrose Finest Bronze Turkey on a regular basis, we understand how for so many people that dream has become really difficult. You should really be in the loop about a place called Sainsbury’s, even though you might not find us shopping there.’

On social media the YouTubers hinted that in their next video they would be tackling the NHS waiting lists by using Private Healthcare.

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Heart-rending Gaza hospital footage actually filmed in Basingstoke

The BBC was left with egg on its face today as it emerged that, due to a mislabelling error, footage purportedly showing the chaos in a recently bombed hospital in Gaza was actually filmed in Basingstoke Hospital’s A&E department last winter.

“It looked just like a war zone,” protested the embarrassed reporter. “It was so overcrowded, people were lying on the ground waiting for a space on a trolley to open up. And everyone was covered in dust as if a bomb had gone off, though that turned out to be from RAAC concrete being removed in the next room.

”Though I suppose the number of people walking around with clipboards without interacting with patients or doing anything useful should have been a clue it was the NHS.”

Israel immediately issued a statement saying it had not bombed the Hampshire hospital, though it wasn’t ruling out anything that might pressure the BBC to make its coverage more favourable.

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NHS to trial Gaza's no water/electricity model

The Health Minister suggested that this could lead the way to other cost-cutting moves, such as removing floors and walls from all hospitals, a policy the IDF is only to happy to help with. They lauded Palestine's success at reducing waiting lists to zero, helped by the fact that everyone is dead.

'Lighting is a luxury and only highlights the lack of staff. And given that we are also cutting out medicine, you won't need water to wash down the pills.'

Originally euthanasia was to be outsourced to the private sector but, once more, the IDF is happy to step in. The Minister boasted: 'We also have an ambitious building programme for the NHS, provided we can persuade Hamas to dig the tunnels.'

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