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Feb 17, 2026 ∙ 1 min
Shoppers questioning if fizzy grapefruit is nice or not?
The pop wars are hotting up again! But move over colas, there’s a tropical fruity battle happening on supermarket shelves. With Lilt officially changing its name to Fanta pineapple & grapefruit on the stroke of midnight on the fifteenth of February, like a bottled Cinderella with bubbles, shoppers have now noticed it contains grapefruit and some have said “urrgh!”. Grapefruit can be reminiscent of fad diets, being squirted in the eye, nibbling half a cherry which looks a bit like a nipple due...
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Oct 31, 2025 ∙ 2 min
Basic Clocks Startled At Being Forced To Lose An Hour
Inexpensive battery powered clocks all across the land are being startled this morning by being hastily pulled down from their usual...
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Sep 1, 2025 ∙ 2 min
Summerween and air conditioning properly a thing now
One consequence of climate change is that Summerween, the celebration of Halloween when it's actually warm, and considering getting air...
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