NCP Enters Administration After Accidentally Parking in Its Own Car Park Car park operator NCP has gone into administration this week after a travelling staff member accidentally parked in one of the company's sites in Central Manchester. "I was travelling up north to attend a meeting about customer pricing strategies", said Matt Jones, the now out-of-work Analyst. "I usually park in Tesco and use my meal deal receipt to validate my parking before I leave, but a wrong turn sent me up the one...

. writer: scronnyglonkle

A local monkey is terrified he will be kidnapped after his neighbour has begun acting softly softly. Mr. Monkey spent his early life in the world renowned Chester Zoo but left that behind for the middle-class dream in an upcoming area, however that dream has now become a nightmare after growing concerns over his neighbour’s intentions. We caught up with Mr. Monkey earlier and he said, ‘The fella next door has clearly been doing his research and found out the best way to catch a monkey is the...