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Dec 24, 2025 ∙ 2 min
Fears grow that there will be no presents this Xmas, as Santa outsources deliveries to Evri
Festive panic is sweeping the nation after Santa Claus announced he will be outsourcing Christmas gift deliveries to Evri and other mainstream courier companies this year. Santa said he has been forced to make logistical changes, confessing that Rudolph and the other reindeer are all getting on a bit, and are now more arthritic than magical. “They’ve done wonderfully up to now,” Santa said of his reindeer, “but Dasher’s knees click like a Geiger counter, Prancer needs a sit-down after going...
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Sep 3, 2025 ∙ 2 min
Dad’s Army deployed to defend Walmington-on-Sea from illegal immigrants
The south-coast town of Walmington-on-Sea is being defended by a band of volunteers known as Dad’s Army, who patrol the beach in search...
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Aug 27, 2025 ∙ 2 min
England flies the flag – from a lamp post, covered in bird sh*t.
Across England, an extraordinary movement has taken hold: the mass stapling of £2 polyester flags to any publicly funded vertical...
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