With strikes and gunshots again heard in all across Palestine again, an Israeli spokesperson has claimed today that they and Hamas, 'were on a break.'  'It’s all fine, we were on a break,' said Ben Bronten, an IDF official. 'We took some time out to see if we were over it all, and clearly we’re not. We both still have a lot of pent-up emotion, and that is going to come up in unexpected gunfire and missile strikes sometimes.” He went on to point out that sometimes truces were fragile and the...

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Nigel Farage today called for the banning of all vampire and Dracula based imagery and costumes due to the characters Romanian roots. 'We have perfectly fine Great British ghosts, ghouls and witches,' he told journalists, 'why should we be celebrating a foreign character with a history of easily evading customs as a bat as well as creating significant numbers of further vampires demanding British blood.' Mr Farage also went on to forge links with the Romanian Traveler community and vampiric...