Nigel Farage today called for the banning of all vampire and Dracula based imagery and costumes due to the characters Romanian roots. 'We have perfectly fine Great British ghosts, ghouls and witches,' he told journalists, 'why should we be celebrating a foreign character with a history of easily evading customs as a bat as well as creating significant numbers of further vampires demanding British blood.' Mr Farage also went on to forge links with the Romanian Traveler community and vampiric...

During the conclusion of US President Donald Trump's address to the Israeli Knesset, he raised the eyebrows of more than a few by thanking them for electing him President of Israel. 'It's so nice of you all to be here today,' he told the assembled representatives, 'it was a pretty difficult campaign but I think we deserved it. Some are saying no-one has ever been president of two different countries before but we did it. I did it." Benjamin Netanyahu seemed shell-shocked but managed to just...

The Nobel Foundation, based in Sweden, today announced that Donald Trump has been awarded a special Nobel Participation Award in...