In a blow to Elon Musk’s plan to colonize Mars, the Martian government has banned the multi-billionaire from setting foot on the planet. ...

In a development that has shocked even seasoned football observers, FIFA has announced that the 2038 World Cup will be held in Hell, the...

The leaked prosecution briefs describe Gaetz’ alleged intercourse with animals labelled in the documents as 'RUMINANT 1' and 'RUMINANT 2'.