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Mar 7, 2026 ∙ 1 min
Starmer makes a dis statement outside Number 10
The UK Prime Minister, wearing some clip-on sunglasses fixed over his spectacles, read out a carefully crafted dis. “'n response to The Notorious DJTs recent comments about us not helping them with an illegal war, I will quote what he said recently about our troops in Afghanistan, we’d only just end up staying a little back, a little off the front lines, so why should we bother? Remember, we’re not dealing with a Roosevelt here.' He carefully placed the mic on the floor and strolled away from...
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Mar 5, 2026 ∙ 1 min
Stop the small flights!
Due to a bit of instability near their “home” countries, the UK is expecting an influx of desperate poor decision makers into the UK. Starmer’s regime is even laying flights on for these toerags who contribute little to the UK.' 'I bet if you search their social media history, they will be bad mouthing the UK and saying how awful it is. Then suddenly, when reality smacks them in their tax avoiding faces, who’s here to save them?' said one red face. 'They’ll expect to be in fancy hotels as...
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Mar 2, 2026 ∙ 1 min
It's called Operation EPIC FURY, here's what they rejected...
Rejected names for the US “War/Award Winning Peace Deal” with Iran: Operation Rock Hard Justice Operation Suck My Freedom Operation Spurting Democracy Operation Lets Murder Dem (Racial Slur Redacted) Operation Engorged Anger Operation Kiss Your Ayatollah Goodbye Operation Security Failure – Stop Sharing This On Group Chat Special Military Operation II – The Distraction
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