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Nigel Farage has complained about the system that means that when he receives a huge amount of money and someone complains about it, parliament starts an enquiry. "You'd think people would be pleased for me to receive a token of appreciation from a lovely chap. Most crypto billionaire arms dealers are charming, innocent people who routinely send nice gifts to deserving individuals such as myself. But for some reason, people think it's a bit dodgy. Excuse me, I just need to rub myself down...

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