UK Govt. admits: World's best value health service is too pricey for UK

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Wembley renamed The London Pelé-dium

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Freestyle in the Somerset Annual Farting Competition.

Winner: Myke

Runners-Up: "Struggling for work after the jungle, Hancock becomes the UK’s first walrus whisperer." (OShaughnessy); "Simeon Twunt, a.k.a the Human Signpost, misdirecting tourists outside Padstow." (Flash Arry)