Six New Contestants Battle it out on: 'Whose Hand Is That?'

Winner: MrQ

Runners-Up:

"Remaining members of conga line look on as leaders plunge to their death over low rooftop parapet." (Modelmaker);

"Swingers turn their backs on Coldplay." (Joe).

Discussions Begin on how to Decorate Derek's Torso Cake.

Winner: Lockjaw

Runners-Up:

"Rescinding the 'hung, drawn & quartered' sentence proves problematic." (Granger);

"We’re going to need a smaller stretcher." (DickEveryman)

Master Chef’s Floor Manager and Producer Satisfied That all Traces of Greg Wallace Have Been Removed.

Winner: DickEveryman

Runners-Up:

"Our earrings got tangled up in August '24 and we've been like this ever since." (FlashArry);

"Welcome to this week's episode of Bland Designs." (JimSkinz).