Pope Seen Fighting a Bear up a Tree Over a Roll of Toilet Paper

Winner: Lockjaw

Runners-Up:

"Son, I don't know how the car got up there either." (FlashArry);

"So this is where you sold the cow and planted the beans..." (DickEveryman)

High Court Settles Dispute About Harry's Security Arrangements.

Winner: Deskpilot

Runners-Up:

"Flushed, Doris could never resist a Mannequin in Uniform." (TonyMc);

"Primark mannequins go on strike." (Jade_types)

Champagne Corks Popping on the Robert Maxwell Memorial Cruise

Winner: TonyMc

Runners-Up:

""I say, this immigration thing is good fun, what?"" (Sinnick);

"Wight supremacists patrol Shanklin beach." (FlashArry)