The Hand-Made Bracelets Society Welcomed its Newest Member.

Winner: Lockjaw

Runners-Up:

"... and then I was Daniel Radcliffe's body-double in the last Harry Potter film..." (FlashArry);

"Don't worry about her. She's only here to demonstrate our heavy-handed understanding of Diversity, Equality and Inclusion." (Deskpilot)

Tony Realised the what3words Location of 'up yer bum' was Jack's Little Prank.

Winner: Lockjaw

Runners-Up:

“Anyway, I can't stand around chatting all day.” (JeremyNH);

“It was going to take more than a carrot and some lumps of coal to make that look like a snowman.” (Midfield Diamond)

A Little Thing like a Thermonuclear Blast Outside Wasn't Going to Stop Tara Pitching her new Lifestyle Brand Website.

Winner: SirLupus

Runners-Up:

"Remarkably, the thermonuclear blast outside Starbucks actually reduced the temperature of everyone’s Americano." (Midfield Diamond, with a hat tip to SirLupus);

"Gail hoped the photo of her secret rendezvous with a random truck driver wouldn't be in the NB caption competition." (Sinnick)