And the entire defence of the UK relies on these, and locking our doors?

WINNER

And the entire defence of the UK relies on these, and locking our doors? by Matilda

RUNNERS UP

So when does the hard core prawn start? by writinginbsl

I think that's all we're going to get out of them about the Mariana Trench heist by jeremynh

My God, you did it! So we just throw an old key in and it grows into a White House press secretary? by gichowdotcom

The partner swapping party neared its end, the creatures would decide who would go with who and they would leave the spare room key behind. by Matilda

Yes, Overlords, we will listen to everything you say. All praise the almighty tentacle. by WallyDug

Bring us more keys, more keys, we must have more keys by Matilda

The boys got happier and happier as the paint fumes took effect.

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The boys got happier and happier as the paint fumes took effect. by tonymc

RUNNERS UP

Yeah, good one - 'it's glue'!!! Ha ha! What? What?!? by Wally Dug They were getting a bit over-emulsional by daveha

"When you successfully paint one 2x2 square and decide to call it a day." by cerebrovore

I've had more fun watching paint.............. Actually, no I haven't by aadam

Great! We finished 50 shades of grey.Although I feel good I don't feel aroused yet. by writinginbsl

Jane struggled to keep a straight face while Tom controlled the other banana

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Jane struggled to keep a straight face while Tom controlled the other banana by Sinnick

RUNNERS UP

Adam's Family extra delighted with new role by Granger

The new train delay compensation scheme is just bananas. by gichowdotcom

Is this your first journey on the velvet underground? by daveha

When nationalised, British Rail will provide at least one of your five-a-day by Rob Falconer

"And that's the point he realised that's NOT how you get WiFi connection on a train" by nixon

Apple rival launches new phone by apepper