Me too- a WhatsApp from Uncle Nigel asking me to open a crypto wallet for him

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Me too- a WhatsApp from Uncle Nigel asking me to open a crypto wallet for him. sirlupus

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A Norton 360 VPN, and we're back on Porn Hub baby! custardcream

Is it weird that we can direct air strikes on Iran like this? jeremynh

Heartwarming scene as two children create cherished memories for Apple’s shareholders. fernandomando

Hey! There's instructions on this website for how to take a backpack OFF. writinginbsl

Children watch in delight as Andy Burnham announces he will give social media back to them. Arborio Mulling

Neither victim saw the runaway bus that would soon end their lives. agstilp

Does dick pic have 2 k's? granger

Parents surprised to find Poppy's Tinder date was a little older than they had expected.

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Parents surprised to find Poppy's Tinder date was a little older than they had expected. tonymc

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Dave wasn't surprised that his son-in-law kept sitting in the wrong place apepper

The Johnson family could feel their adrenaline pumping like mad as they braced themselves for another dine-and-dash. sydalg

Hey, I've got a great idea ... why don't each of us sit at a different side of the table! robfalconer

There was a revived interest in office memos when the toilet paper ran out.

WINNER There was a revived interest in office memos when the toilet paper ran out. sydalg RUNNERRS UP

The team were delighted when David got a letter confirming the world record for the longest forearm mcdabble

Choose your own Dystopian Future with Center Parcs - military compound joe

The three MPs stopped smiling the second they realised that Sir Keir's resignation letter was a fake robfalconer

The script says,they all grin like in a toothpaste ad, so let's practise that till it's perfect. granger

...and this is what people used to read from before smart phones apepper