"Now, What Outfit Would Look Best on Someone Defecting to Reform?"

Winner: Rob Falconer

Runners-Up:

"Third day of TK Maxx expedition, making base camp by men’s jackets, sadly we lost Oates by the underwear section." (TonyMC);

"I guess a lot of these jackets think THEY are well hung." (Granger).

“I Can’t Hear you Pickering Station Tearoom, are you Ready to Rock!”

Winner: Bill Clay

Runners-Up:

"The 1898 to Basingstoke is still waiting for the connection." (Sinnick);

"Jeez, there's a weird looking deLorean coming up the track behind us." (FlashArry).

The Rome Base-Jumping Team may have Forgotten Some Important Equipment

Winer: Sinnick

Runners-Up:

"Put the gun down, Your Holiness. We'll do whatever you say!" (JeremyNH);

"The Kimmerson family practice their 'synchronised surrender to ICE' move prior to vacationing in the US." (FlashArry).