America Tries to Make up for Being Late for the Last Two World Wars by Being First in This One.

Winner: Rob Falconer

Runners-Up:

"Dad's Army remake funded by Jeffrey Epstein." (Sydalg);

"America liberates the Isle of Wight from 'Big England." (Lockjaw).

"Come on Lads! We're Only up Against Two Girls."

Winner: Modelmaker

Runners-Up:

"Struggle to remove Farage from Trump's arse continues." (APepper);

"Carlos' Chihuahua was a tad reluctant to go to the vet's." (Sinnick).

Thames Water's Fatberg Black Team Wait for the Tugs to Deliver Their Biggest Challenge yet.

Winner: Walter Eagle

Runners-Up:

"Yoga group realise Jesus made it sound way easier than it is." (Danny Dodger);

"Government employs UK's population of goths to stop the boats." (Adrian Bamforth).