New Dance Craze Sweeps the Nation: "Do the Awkward."

Winner: APepper

Runners-Up:

"The horror of the slow dance was yet to come." (Deskpilot);

"With the girls stunning and the boys stunned, the prom was off to a great start." (FlashArry)

Rees Mogg Lookalikes Struggling to Find Work.

Winner: Dominic McG

Runners-Up:

"Tory shadow cabinet meets for first time." (Jimskinz)

"Ornithologist and spies fail to establish key facts on geese migration habits." (Adrian Bamforth)

"Yes, This Cost of Living Crisis is Killing me too."

Winner: Modelmaker

Runners-Up:

"Oh no. I just buy the bags." (Lockjaw)

"Which constituency are you delivering postal votes to? I always get them mixed up." (Sinnick)