Russian Officials Provide Full Explanation About Navalny's Death.

Winner: Deskpilot

Runners-Up:

"Latest poll says - Only one in 3 people know the proper rules of Hide and Seek." (Doc Holiday)

"Can anyone smell evil?" (Midfield Diamond)

‘Storming the Capitol’ Training Starts Early in the Deep South.

Winner: Dick Everyman

Runners-Up:

"Mummy made me wear this but I FUCKING HATE SWANS!" (Sinnick);

Jill's 170 dB scream shatters windows in 100 yard radius (Lockjaw).

After a Two Hour Climb, the Girls Finally Found a Place Free From Hourly Updates on King's Health.

Winner: Adrian Bamforth

Runners-Up:

"Extreme Irish dancing takes Utah by storm." (Dick Everyman);

"Finalists in the Brian Cox Standing on Mountains and Wondering Trophy." (Ayeswideopen)