Gaza: Prisoner Exchange Conditions Becoming Increasingly Convoluted.

Winner: Deskpilot

Runners-Up:

"Yep, this is the HS2 Delivery Committee. You should hang out with us." (JeremyHowell10);

"Fears as XL Bully Sloth attacks on the increase." (Dick Everyman).

RAAC to Blame After Romeo and Juliet Balcony Collapse.

Winner: Dick Everyman

Runners-Up:

"How exactly is lying here going to stop them pouring the concrete?" (Flash Arry);

"Are you sure you got that 69 diagram right?" (NOT Titus).

"Just Looked at Your Tyres and I Think You've got a Hole in One!"

Winner: NOT Titus

Runners-Up:

"In old age, Verstappen forces Hamilton off the track yet again." (Sinnick);

"Golf course experiences yet another double fogey." (JimSkinz)