This was not exactly what Chloe had in mind for her Hen Knight.

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This was not exactly what Chloe had in mind for her Hen Knight. by jayelle

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This was not exactly what Chloe had in mind for her Hen Night. by jayelle

Only Debbie could think of a connection between helmet and cock, and she wasn’t saying anything by Rob Falconer

Managing the new defence budget meant making difficult decisions. by gichowdotcom

Well,the Helmet definitely dates from the middle ages but the rubber chicken doesn't have any date marks at all. by tonymc

The merger between Jackson’s Helmets and Hennessey’s Chickens had gone well, but the joint advertising campaign was going to be tricky by Rob Falconer

Well the good news is AI is excellent at medieval helmets. The bad news is, don't ask for a hand holding a pen! by sketchly

Masterchef contestants struggle to find any sort of recipe for the coffee chicken and helmet combination by Matilda

The Farage 'benefits replacement team' looked at what they would be willing to give to foreign nationals. by Matilda

"Helmet Rubber Chicken?" Is that the name they're going with of the new restaurant franchise that's going to give KFC and Nando's a run for their money? by custardcream

"Deliverance"? Nope. Can't say I have seen it. Why d'ya ask?

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"Deliverance"? Nope. Can't say I have seen it. Why d'ya ask? by crunchcream

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The Ray Mears Appreciation Society was small but dedicated by sirlupus

Geoff and Steve look back on when the argument about "who gets to wear the hat" started by apepper

So you used to work for the Wagner Group too? by Sinnick

Who needs Grindr when you can just walk up and introduce yourself? by sydalg

I pinky swear I won't come back here without you and dig up the money we just buried. by custardcream

If we retrace our steps, we'll find your sunglasses, Jane - they can't be far away

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If we retrace our steps, we'll find your sunglasses, Jane - they can't be far away by Sinnick

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Like Samsung, Google Maps also now has a 'fold' version by robfalconer

And this is where your hat blew off, Debbie by robfalconer

Jane and Sophie hide their concern that the guide is reading the back of the map by apepper

After visiting the Dingo Baby site, we'll go to the Backpacker Murder location, and then the Bodies in Barrels site by Sinnick

Little did Dave know that Deb and Cathy were looking for a remote spot where they could cook and eat him. by sydalg

Reform campaign team set out to help Farage locate Clacton in time for by election. by greengrocer

If only we had our phones ,we could find out how these map things work. by tonymc