A Must-See on the Grand Tour, the Leaning Stones of Clacton

Winner: TonyMc

Runners-Up:

"It wasn’t difficult to find the grave of Melchisédech Thévenot, the inventor of the spirit level." (Midfield Diamond);

"The disturbed leaves indicate that the were-Thatcher walks amongst us once more." (Lockjaw)

The Impressive Brevity Award Goes To:

"Tombs stoned." (Dick Everyman)

After a Busy Christmas, Santa Insists Kids Keep Their Distance.

Winner: TonyMc

Runners-Up:

"Waylon never could figure out why so few people came to Book Reading Circle when it was his turn to host." (Midfield Diamond);

"Ike would finish the chapter and then check if the hogs had finished eating that prying lawman." (Lockjaw)

Mary Magdalene: "Shit, He's buggered off!"

Winner: Sinnick

Runners-Up:

"As basement flats go I've seen worse - it does have natural daylight." (SirLupus);

"Another successful exploratory by the world's smallest proctologist." (FlashArry)