Colin Suspected that the Increasingly Bizarre Tests Weren't Relevant to his Mortgage Application.

Winner: Desk Pilot

Runners-Up: "Man tries out unique way to test ambulance response time." (Modelmaker); "Bull escape thwarted by quick-thinking bystander." (Adrian Bamforth)

The Excitement at Matt Hancock’s Book Signing Reaches Fever Pitch.

Winner: Midfield Diamond

Runners-Up: "The naughty step fills up as people continue to ask for a knife and fork for pizza." (McDabble);

"Abba Voyage set arrives from Wish.com." (Martyn Casserley).

Freestyle in the Somerset Annual Farting Competition.

Winner: Myke

Runners-Up: "Struggling for work after the jungle, Hancock becomes the UK’s first walrus whisperer." (OShaughnessy); "Simeon Twunt, a.k.a the Human Signpost, misdirecting tourists outside Padstow." (Flash Arry)