"Save on Heating Bills" Man Questioned About Missing Sheepdogs.

Winner: Sydalg

Runners-Up: "Scientists release picture of what most middle-aged men think they look like." (A Pepper); "Women warned as Premier League footballers start to go feral." (Dick Everyman)

Trump Assistant Introduces New Security Measures at Mar-a-Lago

Winner: APepper

Runners-Up: "Truss rules out putting sticking plasters on energy bill crisis, but believes they can stop people complaining about their bills." (Modelmaker); "I can't stand a Northern accent". (Sydalg).

January 6th's 'Rambling Gang of Four' Still Searching for Capitol Building.

Winner: Dick Everyman.

Runners-Up: "Having paused only to eat their native guide, the ill-fated expedition pressed on into the foreboding hinterland." (Flash Arry); "According to this map it's Route 99 we need to look out for." (NOT Titus)