Reeves Unveils Budget Strategy.

Winner: SirLupus

Runners-Up:

"At the White Supremacist Bingo Hall, everyone loved Lucky Heather." (Midfield Diamond);

"Helen's habit of punching everyone who took a card was beginning to annoy the regulars." (FlashArry)

Owners of Cars with LED Lights Still Deny There is a Problem with Their Luminescence.

Winner: WritinginBSL

Runners-Up:

"Fleeing from the searchlights and hounds, Carruthers regretted accepting His Lordship's invite to the Hunt." (TonyMc);

"Fugitive spotted on the Sandringham estate." (Dick Everyman)

A Must-See on the Grand Tour, the Leaning Stones of Clacton

Winner: TonyMc

Runners-Up:

"It wasn’t difficult to find the grave of Melchisédech Thévenot, the inventor of the spirit level." (Midfield Diamond);

"The disturbed leaves indicate that the were-Thatcher walks amongst us once more." (Lockjaw)

The Impressive Brevity Award Goes To:

"Tombs stoned." (Dick Everyman)