Stephen Cottrell, the Archbishop of York, used his sermon at the Queen's Jubilee celebration to make it "absolutely clear" that he is not related to the Duke of York.
"It's just a coincidence.", explained the Archbishop, "We both happen to have the same last name and, rather unusual, middle name. We don't want people to think the church would be involved in anything like... Well, let's just say, I'm very happily married."
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