Our review this week is Rory Stewart's Politics On the Edge, in which we give as succinct a summary as you'll find anywhere and be able to save yourself twenty two quid:
'Boris Johnson is a complete c*nt and always has been.'
Complained the toddler: ‘This monotone rendition of the 'The Gruffalo', was dreadful. And the reader barely stopped to let me look at the pictures. Being tucked up in bed is one thing, but how can I be expected to read all those big words by myself. And at no point did he pause to check if there were monsters under the bed. Quite frankly, I think I’ll wet the bed in protest. Now, can you please fetch me a glass of water from downstairs?’