As the government encourage us to keep at least 3 days supplies stashed away in case of climate/ cyber/ pandemic/civil disorder/ fuel shortage issues in the near future the leading retailers are scrambling to make their hampers the best that you can buy this Christmas. Harrods lead the way with a hamper which is literally fit for royalty.
The Harrods 'Emergency Luxury Box' has everything a well to do family would need to get through a major crisis.
Contents:
1 tin of braised Greenland Reindeer in red wine
1 tin of Yemeni sun dried tomatoes
1 jar of Palestinian black olives,
5kg of Ukrainian flour and equipment for making sourdough
1 pack of Nepalese brown rice
1 litre of Venezuelan cooking oil
A pack of Mexican Tortillas infused with chinchilla oil
Russian caviar in champagne marinade
Two 10 litre bottles of Himalayan glacier meltwater
One large can of evaporated yak milk
4 pack of Swiss Osprey breast fillets
1kg of sealion milk mozzarella
2 kg Eritrean truffles
The additional 'Capitalism Collapse' pack is also available at extra cost (naturally) and includes:
A pack of 20 whale blubber candles with silver candlestick
One canister of Iranian Butane gas
1 ton of Indonesian mahogany rosewood fire logs
4 pre-filled medical grade hypodermic syringes (1 Ozempic , 2 Botox, 1 morphine)
2 bottles of Chateau Musk soixante neuf sec
One bottle of Trump Orange, tanning lotion
2 packs of Tena Lady (heavy duty)
2 GB data card for Giff Gaff mobile network
One Smith and Wesson 45 mm hand gun
24 bullets