Updated: Jun 5
"For years, governments have kow-towed to the barmy directives of the European Court of Justice and accepted left-hand drive motorbikes on British roads," ranted Conservative transport spokesman, Terry Speedway.
"That's not only humiliating, it's downright dangerous for road users," Speedway continued.
"We demand that from now on, good British firms like Triumph and Norton make only right-hand drive models.
"And we'll also force filthy foreign imports like Vespas and Kawasakis to be right-hand drive, as well."
"The Tories are revving up the rhetoric on this because they're running scared of Reform," said Labour's Dirk Fuel-Cap in response.
"Well, we can run even scareder. That's why we'll be forcing all mopeds, e-scooters, push bikes and pedalos to be right-hand drive, as well."
Speaking from a Build-a-Bear workshop in Shepherd's Bush, where he was constructing an Evel Knievel koala, Sir Ed Davey said: "We in the Lib Dems won't be joining this race to the bottom.
"We want neither right-hand drive or left-hand drive motorbikes, but something in the middle."
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