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Song for Gaza: B-B-B-Benji and his jets


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Hey! Kids shake in fear together

The spotlight’s picked out someone

That’s been known to favour terror

We’ll kill some al Fatah folks tonight

So stick around

You’re gonna hear loud bangs tonight, then walls falling down


Say, Biden and Blinken. Will you scold them yet?

Ooh, but Joe’s so spaced out.

B-B-B-Benji and his jets.

Oh, but they’re weird and arrogant.

Oh, Benji is really keen.

He’s got electric bombs, a hobnail boot.

You know. You see it on your mobile phones.

Benji and his jets.


Gazan kids lose limbs and parents.

Maybe they’re blinded.

But Benji wants them stateless.

They want to survive. Let them survive this wrong.

Where they lose their parents out in the streets.

So who’s right and who’s wrong?


Say, Biden and Blinken. Will you scold them yet?

Ooh, but Joe’s so spaced out.

B-B-B-Benji and his jets.

Oh, but they’re weird and arrogant.

Oh, Benji is really keen.

He’s got electric bombs, a hobnail boot.

You know. You see it on your mobile phones.

Benji and his jets.


With apologies to Elton John and Bernie Taupin


Biden: 'I remember fake moon landings just fine'

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Questions about his deteriorating memory, have prompted the President to declare he has met Abraham Lincoln and that he played the lead in Gone with the Wind. When reporters challenged these recollections, he snapped: 'Who are you to question me? Seriously...who are you? Where am I? Nurse!'


Prosecutors say Mr Biden could not remember his son's death, yet in his defence, Mr Biden said he could not remember even having a son. His most recent memory lapses coincided with the ethnic cleansing in Gaza, although he never forgets to send more bombs.


False memories are often called the Mandela Effect - a phenomenon where Israeli & American leaders think Nelson Mandela loved apartheid. A spokesperson said: 'The President has not forgotten that genocide is bad, he's just chosen not to remember it.'


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