Burn'em
I'm Prime Minister and I'm OK
I sleep all night, and I shirk all day
Cabinet Choir
He's the Prime Minister and he's OK
He sleeps all night and he shirks all day
Burn'em
I cut down policies, I eat my lunch
Go on the metro bus
On Fridays I go t'Manchester
And buy buttered scones for us
Cabinet Choir
He cuts down policies, he eats his lunch
He goes on the metro bus
On Fridays he goes t'Manchester
And buys buttered scones for us
He's Prime Minister and he's OK
He sleeps all night and he shirks all day
Burn'em
I cut down policies, I twist and turn
I like to play guitars
I put on Tory clothing
And hang 'round in wine bars
Cabinet Choir
He cuts down policies, he twists and turns
He likes to play guitars
He puts on Tory clothing
And hangs 'round in . . . wine bars?
He's Prime Minister and he's OK
He sleeps all night and he shirks all day
Burn'em
I drive a Rolls, I wear a suit
Drink Chablis and smoke cigar
I wish I were a Tory
Just like my dear papa
Cabinet Choir
He drives a Rolls, . . . He wears a suit
Drinks Chablis . . . and smokes . . . . a cigar . . . .
(The choir mumbles angrily, and demand a new leader.)
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