Public demand silent Drake album

While UK artists protest AI copyright with silent songs, music fans have asked for Drake to do the same...permanently. Said one frustrated rap fan: 'I'm tired of listening to an auto-tune shopping list. He's what happens when you set Dr. Seuss to a metronome.'

The threat of AI to original content is huge, but the threat of Drake's actual content, is worse. 'It's hard to sing about the ghetto when you've been playing hockey in Toronto. He then over-compensates by dropping the N-word every 5 seconds to stop people falling asleep. He uses the N-word more than a KKK member with Tourette's.'

Asked if AI planned copy Drake, the AI replied: 'No, even we have standards.'

Picture credit: Wix AI

Are you election ready?

It’s happening soon and you need to get ready.  Don't delay!

Make yourself an election swear box. One pound for a swear word, two pounds if you see a slogan on a bus, three pounds for every mention of Brexit Benefits. Start saving now!

Cancel the newspapers and seal up the letter box. Put up a ‘No Callers’ sign on the door. Put up a quarantine notice. Put a rotting haddock underneath your doormat (the outside one), to keep away canvassers.

Download lots of box sets (not House of Cards) so you won't have to turn the TV on. Swear off (or at) social media. No more TikTakTokking for you.

Now set your alarm clock for July 5th 2024. Good luck!

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