Fury at BMW on empty motorway

A picture of a car 'hogging' the motorway middle lane at 5am has kicked off a row online. The picture shows a car in the middle lane on the M5 seemingly completely alone, with no other vehicles anywhere to be seen.

Frustrated by the white BMW driver, thousands have taken to Twitter to complain, raging that drivers should keep to the left and speculating that maybe the driver was a drug dealer or up to “no good”.

One enraged Twitter user “Furiosa27” said, 'it’s just like Mad Max out there, how the hell can he afford the petrol for that thing, he must be selling drugs, or organs or something.'

'I bet he’s a right c@nt - he’s hogging the whole motorway - bloody Beamer drivers,' said @rokatansky49.

'He hasn’t even used his winkers once when changing lane,' said @auntieentity39.

Musk Introduces Writerless Tweets

In future, subscribers to Twitter will no longer have to compose their own posts. Simply log on, and the medium will automatically write and post your tweet for you.

But what if the tweet is not what I think?

Don't worry, AutoTwitter will tell you what to think.

I'm not sure I like the idea of that.

Look, AutoTwitter will tell you whether you like it or not, OK?

No! I don't.

*Posted*:

YES..I..THINK..THIS..IS..A..REALLY..GOOD..IDEA..!

Musk bans anyone who disagrees with his free speech policy from Twitter

Elon Musk has announced that he has started to take control at Twitter by banning any user who disagrees with his free speech policy.

'I'm all about free speech and anyone who disagrees with that, can literally shut up and go away,' said a bullish Mr Musk.

Mr Musk has also announced that he is working on a book entitled 'The speech you are free to have'.