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AI is sh!t, says report


A report into AI has suggested that Large Language Models, or LLMs, which underpin AI are sh!t.


'First, they just suck up information from any old place - the internet, Twitter and, God forbid, satire websites.  There's no quality control, no attempt at making sense, no rhyme or reason.  And that's just the satire sites,' said an expert today.


'We analysed hundreds of LLMs, pitched literally millions of questions, analysed and compared their answers and then produced this report,' he said, holding up a two thousand page document.  'Well, AI did all that, produced the report and concluded AI is sh!t.  And we believe it, who wouldn't?' he asked.




Ed Davey still posting on X


Ed Davey, the stunt prone leader of the Lib Dems, has been posting in X, formerly Twitter, about the sacking of Robert 'how do printers work?' Jenrick.


Many commentators are surprised by Ed Davey's position. 'X is pretty toxic these days,' said a known pervert. 'If you're still using X, then everyone will think you're using Grok to make nude pictures, or kiddie porn, or worse. There's no point in posting a serious comment on X any more. Ed Davey has just embarrassed himself.

What next? Posting the manifesto on MySpace?

Celeb returns to twitter to see if their flounce worked


On Friday, the star told their 12 million followers: 'That's it, I'm off, I can't stand what Twitter has become.' At 2pm, the same day, they tweeted: 'And another thing, I think those that Tweet are dreadful people.' And again at 7pm: '$8 is outrageous'.


After a weekend of careful reflection, they sent the following: 'Why didn't you all follow me to my new platform? Hello? Is anyone there? Hey, look at this, it's a picture of me with a salad and James Corden.


'PLEASE LIKE.'



First published 24 Nov 2022


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