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Dave (56) is a proud patriot. Bald, fat and with a history of domestic violence he loves his country. Recent Ukrainian attacks on Russian data centres have left him tired and dispirited.


'In the good old days I just spent a few minutes here and there replying with ‘crying laughing’ emojis to any woke soyboys. There were always enough educated patriots to provide detailed arguments. After the evil Ukrainian attacks I suddenly found myself outnumbered. I think they must have targeted patriots somehow’.


Sally (63) is an embittered housewife. She has recently found herself the centre of attention in her local community for increasingly racist posts which have attracted hundreds of admiring comments. ‘This week’s been awful’, she told reporters. ‘Just critics everywhere. Where have all my fans gone?’


Patriots across Britain have had a trying couple of days trying to keep the comments flowing with little help from 'PatriotDave7855363535'.


It seems Elon Musk has responded to criticism by turning off Starlink to deter Ukraine’s aggression. Can’t let survival get in the way of the business model.


image from Grok



X, it turns out, very much marks the spot, as Ukraine has hilariously started bombing some Russian bot farms, with the US mid term elections only weeks away.


Twitter in particular is now a ghost town and whilst its virtual saloon doors swing silently, Elon Musk was seen ordering a lackey to weep on his behalf, into a handkerchief made of million dollar bills and hatred.


Right wing nut jobs now find their racist ravings generate mysteriously little online engagement, particularly from totally legitimate accounts with eagles and American flags on them. These, now quiet, but definitely legitimate accounts own the libs but have usernames that end with a long string of numbers.


Donald Trump posted 'Natalie - it's happened again', adding a poop emoji and a sad face.


image by Grok



In future, subscribers to Twitter will no longer have to compose their own posts. Simply log on, and the medium will automatically write and post your tweet for you.


But what if the tweet is not what I think?


Don't worry, AutoTwitter will tell you what to think.


I'm not sure I like the idea of that.


Look, AutoTwitter will tell you whether you like it or not, OK?


No! I don't.


*Posted*:

YES..I..THINK..THIS..IS..A..REALLY..GOOD..IDEA..!



First published 29 April 2022


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