Exasperated Corinthians receive yet another letter from St Paul

News from Corinthia today as adminstrators for the region check the post and discover yet another missive from St Paul.

"Oh my God, it's another one", said Anastosios Papas as he flipped through the various correspondence, "I can't believe this, he must send one a week. First it was all 'Love they neighbour' and 'worship our God freely' and all that good stuff. You know, that's fine we're a good fearing people. But now it's all, 'have you seen Taylor Swift is getting married?' and 'apparently red wine ISN'T good for you after all! I mean, I like the guy, but 200 years worth of letters is a bit much."

We tried to reach out to St Paul but he was busy writing a letter to the Ephesians to tell then that the Galatians still have their strimmer and are not looking like they are giving it back.

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Experts criticise Meghan’s wine

Meghan launched her £22-a-bottle rosé this month, and it has already sold out.

Experts have criticised Meghan’s exclusive wine, saying that it is just a blend of familiar wines that they have experienced before, and that it is too high-pitched, too entitled, and an unpleasant assault on the ears.

‘It’s really a one-note wine,’ said one sommelier. ‘There is no depth or sophistication to it, it’s just really in your face. The wine is the same every time. The best approach to Meghan's wine is to keep your own mouth shut and put your fingers in your ears.

‘If only Meghan would do the same.’

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