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A letter to the BBC about allowing the Green Party to talk


Dear Whoever is currently in charge of the BBC,


I was furious again today. The radical BBC again showed how biased it is against the English by wasting time doing some sort of Green Party interview. The Green Party! I mean, they have only ever had one MP and no one likes them.


I was trying to listen to Radio 4 to see if they were slating the “Budget” enough, and they decided to do this bit on the extremist, radical Green party. I was disgusted, DISGUSTED! that instead of getting Sir Nigel Farage to talk about them, they had some foreign sounding bloke called Zick Zack Poland-ski. Apparently he is some sort of leader, probably just the leader of the Welsh Greens, WHICH IS A NOTHING POSITION!


How dare this literal terrorist be interviewed and take valuable time from other political parties, parties that have many more MPs than this joke of a party. I was too angry to listen to single word he said, it was probably all about trees, although I think I heard him talk defensively about tits at one point.


Where was the Reform Ltd representative to counter balance his radical tree hugging nonsense? Cancelled probably. Bloody typical.


If I paid my BBC Licence, I would be livid that I had paid for such wokeness.


I am going to have to paint a roundabout to calm down and maybe shout at a hotel next time I am over there.


Concerned,


A True English Patriot currently living in Malaga



Starmer 'forgot' he was supposed to be a cult leader


'To be honest, he thought it was a typo originally, and therefore considered he was doing ok,' said a spokesman when asked why Labour hadn't followed the other parties down the cult route started by Johnson with his three word slogans and industrial scale grift.


'Wacky hairstyles can be a good sign of being a cult, look at Argentina's leader,' pointed out the spokesman.  'Wielding a chainsaw helps, too,' he added.


The main feature of cults is that they rarely exist if and when the leader of the cult is no longer available.


'Do you think "Your Party" will be around long if Jeremy Corbyn retires?  Or worse, gets a daytime TV slot presenting Ground Force?' asked a political expert with more than twenty followers on Twitter, also known as 'Why'.


'Will the Republicans continue if Trump loses his marbles?' he asked, putting a hand up to his ear.  'I might have to get back to you on that one,' he said.


'What chance of Reform continuing if Nigel Farage gets offered the multi-million evening talk show on Fox in the US?  Or someone finds out why he said the same things Nathan Gill said for the Russian's roubles, but only apparently for free?  Or if anyone goes remotely into that Clacton house purchase? Put it this way, insiders believe he's already bought shares in a sack making company, with sacks big enough for rats to fight in.  I'd suggest investing in popcorn manufacturing as well,' he added.


'And what about the Greens?  Zack Polanski is driving up the membership and is in touching distance of appearing on Laura Kuenssberg to be talked over.  If he decided to go back to hypnotising women to believe they can think their boobs bigger, where will the greens be?


'Ed Davey might be replaceable for the Lib Dems, but who wants to risk life and limb representing them?'


'So that only leaves Labour and as was pointed out, they forgot to elect a cult leader, which makes them a boring outlier in today's British politics and may condemn them to still being here in four years time,' said the expert.


'The Conservatives?  The people who replaced their cult leader with Truss, Sunak and now Badenoch?  Have you seen the party conference?  No, for them it was definitely a typo!'




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