Berlusconi’s pants no longer a safe haven


The Italian ex-PM’s underwear was one of the last regions of diplomatic immunity, alongside Tony Blair’s War Cabinet and the BBC Light Entertainment Division. Sadly, they are no longer exempt from the judicial process or penal dysfunction.


He has now lost his sponsorship deal with Cuprinol™ and Viagra™. One Mafia linchpin expressed his sense of disbelief: 'I thought his pants were untouchable – which is more than can be said about the burlesque dancer at his ‘Bunga-Bunga’ party’.




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