Sir Keir pleads with yet another publican not to chuck him out
- Midfield Diamond
- Jul 4, 2021
- 1 min read
Updated: Jul 10, 2021
Winner: Midfield Diamond

RUNNERS UP:
Keir Starmer converts to Islam to secure the Muslim vote. (from Lockjaw)
After only 90mins with Keir Starmer half full pint of beer feels half empty (from Paul L)
Sir Keir gleefully accepted the lap dance. (from jamesallen)