'The glass ceiling needs cleaning'

WINNER

'The glass ceiling needs cleaning' by apepper

RUNNERS UP

Will those help get the stick out of my Tribble? by Sinnick

Why must it always be Duster, Cloth, Spray? What's wrong with Rock, Paper, Scissors? by Wally Dug

Well, Jim and I love sexual role-play, and I've always fancied Ken Dodd by Rob Falconer

2 bottles of lube and a giant tickling stick - let's party, girls! by Sinnick

When you order your wand off Temu. by gichowdotcom

Do you reckon it’s safe to eat a lollipop that’s been in my jacket pocket for a week? by RobFalconer

This candy floss tastes like ass. by gichowdotcom

At last, a good clean joke! by daveha

Supermarket Sweep practice. I do the commentary and you grab the expensive stuff. by Matilda

Getting rid of our Au pairs was a bad idea , these things don't even have instructions . by tonymc