"Smile, honey! I found something more barren than you!"

WINNER

"Smile, honey! I found something more barren than you!" agstilp

RUNNERS UP

Hairy knees and bad breath, but very useful in the desert - as are the camels sirlupus

Well, that's quite a cameltoe! lockjaw

And then I told Harry after the meal I fancied a nice dessert robfalconer