Sue and Jenny compare urine samples as they deny any mental issues from sharing an igloo.

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Sue and Jenny compare urine samples as they deny any mental issues from sharing an igloo. apepper

RUNNERS UP

Arctic bar ‘The Cheeky Penguin’ now serving urine at minus 40 degrees centigrade. fernandomando

You mean we're not supposed to sit in front of the fridge with the door open all day? robfalconer

The first bushtucker trial on Svalbard was to drink each other's urine. You'll be surprised at what happens next. Sinnick

Delegates share a joke at the global warming deniers convention. adrianbamforth

The support group for people who think the thermostat should never exceed 16°C was, predictably, a warm and friendly affair. fernandomando