WINNER: Lockjaw
RUNNERS UP
Cornwall’s last remaining August Bank Holiday accommodation revealed - 3 nights for £2000 (from Midfield Diamond)
£37 billion world-beating UK track and trace centre already prepared for Christmas 9th wave. (from Steve B)
R2-D2's brother found sleeping rough after becoming hooked on the dark side (from Paul L)
Brexit Britain model caravan for sale - one careful owner. (Granger)