I'm you, from the future - we're still a virgin.

WINNER

I'm you, from the future - we're still a virgin. Wally Dug

RUNNERS UP

Derek was definitely taking the mirror straight back to B&Q on Monday by Robfalconer

They met through a back alley, the lights came on, they agreed the best way to look innocent was to pass drugs. by Matilda

And suddenly Michelangelo had an idea for the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel by Robfalconer

It shouldn't take us long to put the chairs out for the Conservative Party Conference by Sinnick

Barry needed both hands in the manly handshake stand-off by Lockjaw

"And you're quite sure they are the UK seats of power? Done! " by writinginbsl

A scrap Dealer ,yet his hands are so soft ,thought Justin by Tonymc