Winner: Lockjaw
Runners-Up: "Carrie was looking for a wallpaper she could wipe down with a sponge." (Myke); “No... I thought the guy taking photographs was with you." (Flash Arry).
“OK, Melissa. Let's try again. You open a book from the side away from the blunt end."
Updated: Mar 12, 2023
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