Winner: Jack the Quipper
Runners-Up:
"World's first conjoined sextuplets revealed." (Simon J James);
"Sophie knew she should have worn a massive scarf and now she knew that they all secretly hated her." (BigBadBob).
What 'Successful Exam Results' Models do in Winter
Updated: Nov 12, 2023
Buff cameraman upstaged by cute squirrel
"Remind me. Are we Boris' offspring, or his ex-wives?"
Agency reports previously happy girls celebrating A-level results now less chuffed having seen student loan interest rates.