Mick Hucknall Comeback Tour Cursed by Angry Poltergeist.

Winner: DickEveryman

Runners-Up:

"Neil Young improvises a juggling act after mistakenly turning up at the Glastonbury Circus Stage instead of the Pyramid." (Midfield Diamond)

"Comedian struck by attack of microphobia." (Sirlupus);

Special Award to FlashArry for his efforts in recycling:

"Lazio falconer sacked for sharing explicit photos of prosthetic penis"