Winner: lockjaw
Runners Up: 'Colin's bluff was called at his first meeting with the Camouflage Society' (FlashArry), 'Apple to rephrase confusing "take your iPad to any branch for repair"' (apepper), 'Disappointing lack of interest in Bill Oddie lookalike competition' (deskpilot3)
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Michael used to sneak out daily and sit in his favourite spot to perve his secret collection of shaved pussy photos.
Odyseuss suspected that the sizes quoted by the Greeks for his " Trojan Horse " may not have been as accurate as he would have expected.
Keith was beginning to suspect that that this wasn't the bus stop. Always update your maps before going abroad. We know it's been a long time.