Winner: SteveB
Runners Up: 'Hipster comes to terms with the dichotomy of claiming uniqueness while belonging to a subculture' (camz), 'Yorkshire man bitterly regrets not stockpiling toilet paper' (apepper), 'Jake Gyllenhaal lookalike ponders change of career' (jimskinz)
Ayeswideopen wonders if he will ever win the Newsbiscuit caption competition.
Michael Gove after 10 years in the BBC lift
What I wouldn’t give right now for a Venti Green Tea Frappucino topped off with bananas, affogato shots, cascara topping, frappucino chips, mocha and caramel drizzle, and pumps of toffee nut, pumpkin, vanilla, pineapple ginger, raspberry, cinnamon dolce, and hazelnut syrup.
Hermit wonders when it'll be safe to go outside again.